If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
wanna go halves on a baby?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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