Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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