seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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