every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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