If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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