Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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