Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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