I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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