i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
There's even glitter on my cock...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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