I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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