She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize
