did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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