so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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