Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
is that a dick in a sweater?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
