zippers are such a cool invention
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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