Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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