I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My dad is sitting where you rode me
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
