Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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