I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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