bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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