I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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