just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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