I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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