due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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