their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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