If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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