respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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