if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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