someone get that fucking seahorse.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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