i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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