Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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