You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
