So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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