Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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