Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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