i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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