can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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