Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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