3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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