do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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