Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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