well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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