My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
