Your dad touched me again.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
