hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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