you win again, gameday.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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