She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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