Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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