My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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