ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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