Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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