I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
sex in a hospital.. check
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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