Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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