Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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