3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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