Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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