Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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