You really coming over, don't trick.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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