ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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