I just made out with a guy for $7.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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